CERAMIC

All of these are from the New Museum Store. I spent an hour today making an absurdly long wishlist on their site. 

 The Antonio Murado Salome Coffee Set. Maybe I'm a little fucked up for wanting this, but I do. So. Fucking. Badly. I could use it while entertaining high class serial killers. I say "high class" because it's $500 (translation: I will never own this).

 I have a weird thing for salt and pepper shakers. We've got a few pairs in our apartment, but none as cool as this. Someone says "pass the salt," and you get to hand them a shaker that says cocaine. Okay...that sounds pretty lame. Whatever. They look cool. Lemme alone.

 There is no one more amazing on this planet than John Waters. That is indisputable, undeniable fact. If you say otherwise, you're just plain wrong. I think it has something to do with the mustache. If I met him, I'd definitely ask to touch it. Anyway, he did these plates and they're sick. I'd hang them on my wall and never let anyone touch them ever, let alone eat off of them. Alas, that is but a dream since priced at $700 for the set, these plates are yet another thing I'll never own.